It's no secret I'm an Alanis Morissette fan. Her gut-punching lyrics with a voice to match have been a source of great joy for me. She makes sense. Period.
One of my favorite lines in my all-time favorite song, Thank U, is "How bout them transparent dangling carrots..." We romp and stomp, running after the elusive kudo, only to find ourselves empty-handed at the end of the day.
It got me to thinking about incentives and what motivates people. Like the Little People who live with me. They are motivated not only by praise, but by the almighty Euro. Believe it or not, they have tapped into their own personal spending power. And it would make sense that they work for their lunch money instead of Mom and Dad handing it over to them whenever they like.
Because I have been overwhelmed by the size of our new house and all the housework that goes along with running a four-person household, I gathered my kidlets and had a meeting.
"We need to talk."
The kids got somber-serious. Oh no, I could read on their faces. Wonder if Mom found out how much candy we've hidden (and eaten) under the bed?
"I need your help."
The sound of elation, if there were one, sssssssssssed through the air.
"Sure!" they chimed. Eyes darted, a smile emerged.
"I am working on about eight projects simultaneously, including being a great mom and wife. How might you help me around the house to make things, um, a little easier on us all?" Us all in Mom-speak means, well, Mom.
They both raised their hands, like in school. A quick note to self to check the tone of my voice, then a Yes, you little boy, in the blue.
My son proudly suggested we make a list. He volunteered to keep the meeting's minutes. Dear daughter suggested how they might both make a little extra cash. Together we came up with eight things, including washing hands after bathroom visits (a, I'm not kidding, perennial issue in our house), sweeping the kitchen floor and taking out the recycling. We assembled a nice list, which dear son called "The Eight Golden Things about the Hohlbaum Family". We agreed to keep a running tab each month, with a payment at the end.
If all goes well, I may be a few Euros poorer, but my kids, and I, will be all the richer for it.